Strubby April 2009 - Saturday News Flash

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Photographer misses action moment but News Reporter "Shannon" gets the flash

Hello, everyone, This is your Action News reporter From Strubby With all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the Strubby Kart meeting There seems to have been some disturbance here Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened

Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the PITS and here he comes

Runnin' through the START LINE, through the CHICANE

Nekked as a jaybird

'n' I hollered over ERICA, I said "DON'T LOOK, ERICA", 'n' it's too late

She'd already been INcensed

.

(Here he comes)

Looka dat, looka dat

(There he goes)

Looka dat, looka dat

(And he ain't wearin' no clothes)

.

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak

(Looka dat, looka dat)

Fastest thing on two feet

Looka dat, looka dat

He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy

He gun give us a peek

Oh, yes they call him The Streak

(Looka dat, looka dat)

He likes to show off his physique

(Looka dat, looka dat)

If there's an audience to be found

He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique

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This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the FIRST BEND Pardon me,BRIAN , did you see what happened

.

Yeah, I did

I's just in here gettin 'My Flags checked 'n' he just appeared outta the back

Come streakin' Down The Starting Straight there-didn't have nuthin on but a smile

I looked at her and ERICA was gettin' 'er a cold drink

I hollered "DON'T LOOK, ERICA" But it's too late, she'd already been MOONED

Flashed her right there in front of the STRAW BAILS

.

(He ain't crude)

(Looka dat, looka dat)

(He ain't rude)

(Looka dat, looka dat)

(He's just in the mood to run in the nude)

.

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak

(Looka dat, looka dat)

He likes to turn the other cheek

(Looka dat, looka dat)

He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes

Guess you could call him unique

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Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at START FINISH LINE Covering the disturbance at the STRUBBY MEETING Pardon me, Wyatt, did you see what happened

.

Yeah, I did

Halftime, I's just goin' down there to get ERICA a new ENGINE

Here he come, right outta the FINAL Bend, Racing'

Right down the middle of the TRACK

Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds

Made a Right Turn got out through the PITS Enterance

I hollered up at ERICA, I said "DON'T LOOK, ERICA"

Too late. She'd already got a free shot

. Right there in front of the BHKC team

.

(Whoa, yes they call him The Streak)

Here he comes again

(Looka dat, looka dat)

Who's that with him

(Fastest thing on two feet)

"ERICA! Is that you ERICA

(Looka dat, looka dat)

(He's just as proud as he can be)

What do you think you're doin

(Of his anatomy )

.

You get your clothes on

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak

"ERICA, where you goin'"

(He likes to show off his physique)

.

(If there's an audience to be found)

(He'll be streakin' A-round)

(Invitin' public critique)

Say it isn't SO, ERICA

"ERICA"

Great News Flash by Shannon your Eagle Eyed Reporter