Strubby April 2009 - Saturday News Flash
Photographer misses action moment but News Reporter "Shannon" gets the flash
Hello, everyone, This is your Action News reporter From Strubby
With all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the Strubby Kart meeting
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened
Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the PITS and here he comes
Runnin' through the START LINE, through the CHICANE
Nekked as a jaybird
'n' I hollered over ERICA, I said "DON'T LOOK, ERICA", 'n' it's too late
She'd already been INcensed
.
(Here he comes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(There he goes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes)
.
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat)
Fastest thing on two feet
Looka dat, looka dat
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gun give us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to show off his physique
(Looka dat, looka dat)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique
.
This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the FIRST BEND Pardon me,BRIAN , did you see
what happened
.
Yeah, I did
I's just in here gettin 'My Flags checked 'n' he just appeared outta the back
Come streakin' Down The Starting Straight there-didn't have nuthin on but a smile
I looked at her and ERICA was gettin' 'er a cold drink
I hollered "DON'T LOOK, ERICA" But it's too late, she'd already been MOONED
Flashed her right there in front of the STRAW BAILS
.
(He ain't crude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He ain't rude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He's just in the mood to run in the nude)
.
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to turn the other cheek
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
.
Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at START FINISH LINE Covering the disturbance at the
STRUBBY MEETING Pardon me, Wyatt, did you see what happened
.
Yeah, I did
Halftime, I's just goin' down there to get ERICA a new ENGINE
Here he come, right outta the FINAL Bend, Racing'
Right down the middle of the TRACK
Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds
Made a Right Turn got out through the PITS Enterance
I hollered up at ERICA, I said "DON'T LOOK, ERICA"
Too late. She'd already got a free shot
. Right there in front of the BHKC team
.
(Whoa, yes they call him The Streak)
Here he comes again
(Looka dat, looka dat)
Who's that with him
(Fastest thing on two feet)
"ERICA! Is that you ERICA
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He's just as proud as he can be)
What do you think you're doin
(Of his anatomy )
.
You get your clothes on
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
"ERICA, where you goin'"
(He likes to show off his physique)
.
(If there's an audience to be found)
(He'll be streakin' A-round)
(Invitin' public critique)
Say it isn't SO, ERICA
"ERICA"
Great News Flash by Shannon your Eagle Eyed Reporter